Christmas Profanity Pens – Naughty, Not Nice (Exactly How You Like It).

Add some festive attitude to your stationery with our Christmas Profanity Pens! Perfect for anyone who prefers their holiday spirit with a side of sarcasm, these pens feature a range of hilarious (and slightly sweary) Christmas quotes guaranteed to get a laugh.

Choose from a variety of colours, then pick your favourite cheeky quote—from mildly naughty to downright festive filth.

If buying a bundle and you want a mix of designs and colours please put in the notes section the design choice and pen colour choices for each design. Otherwise you will be sent a set of one design and colour from your choices selected

Whether you're gifting a friend, stuffing a stocking, or just upgrading your own desk, these pens bring the perfect mix of Christmas cheer and unapologetic sass.

The ultimate gift for anyone tired of pretending to be on Santa’s “nice” list.