Spicy books deserve an equally unapologetic wardrobe. 📚🔥

For the reader whose bookshelf would raise a few eyebrows, our Don’t Watch Porn, Read It Cross Neck Hoodie combines dark bookish artwork, adult humour and one very accurate piece of reading advice.

At the centre is a floral skeleton engrossed in a book, surrounded by delicate butterflies and colourful botanical details. Alongside it sits the statement that really says everything you need to know:

“Don’t Watch Porn, Read It Like A Fucking Lady.”

The distinctive cross-neck hoodie gives this version a different look from a traditional pullover, making it a cosy choice for readers who want something a little less standard in their bookish wardrobe.

It’s particularly at home amongst dark romance, spicy romance and smut-reading fans — whether you're heading to a book event, meeting the girls for book club or disappearing under a blanket with a fictional man who comes with approximately 487 trigger warnings.

Made to order by KSW Designs and available in S–2XL.

Design details:

• Skeleton reader artwork
• Flowers and butterfly details
• Adult bookish quote
• Gothic/floral aesthetic
• Cross-neck hoodie style
• Designed for dark romance and spicy-book readers
• Sizes S–2XL
• Made to order

Warning: may result in strangers discovering exactly what kind of books you're reading. At this point, we're past pretending anyway. 😂📚🌶️