Some people wear subtle bookish T-shirts.

This isn't one of them. 😂📚🔥

Our Don’t Watch Porn, Read It T-Shirt is for the readers who have stopped pretending their bookshelf is wholesome and are quite happy to let everyone else know it.

The front artwork features a skeleton casually reading amongst colourful flowers and butterflies, paired with the wonderfully inappropriate statement:

“Don’t Watch Porn, Read It Like A Fucking Lady.”

It's a brilliant mix of pretty floral artwork, gothic skeleton vibes and absolutely zero subtlety — making it perfect for dark romance fans, smut readers and spicy-book lovers.

Wear it to a book convention, book club, shopping for yet more books you definitely don't need, or just out in public when you fancy giving strangers something interesting to read.

Made to order by KSW Designs, this funny bookish T-shirt also makes a cracking gift for the reader whose Kindle library should probably remain private.

Design features:

• Statement front print
• “Don’t Watch Porn, Read It Like A Fucking Lady” wording
• Skeleton reading a book
• Colourful flowers and butterflies
• Gothic and floral bookish aesthetic
• Adult humour
• Available in sizes up to 5XL
• Made to order

For when “I like reading” simply doesn't provide enough information about the situation. 🌶️📖😂