For when your current read is filthy but the weather can't make its bloody mind up. 😂📚

Our Don’t Watch Porn, Read It Zip Up Hoodie brings adult bookish humour to an easy-to-layer zip hoodie that's perfect for throwing on for bookshop trips, book events, reading nights and everyday wear.

The artwork combines a skeleton completely engrossed in a book with colourful flowers and delicate butterflies, finished with the gloriously inappropriate advice:

“Don’t Watch Porn, Read It Like A Fucking Lady.”

The combination of gothic skeleton artwork and softer botanical details gives the design a brilliant contrast — until you read the wording and realise there's absolutely nothing delicate about it. 😂

The zip-up hoodie style is ideal when you want something you can easily layer over a T-shirt and take on or off without pulling a hoodie over your head. Perfect for autumn book events, cooler evenings or settling somewhere comfortable with the latest addition to your increasingly questionable TBR.

Made to order by KSW Designs, this one's firmly aimed at dark romance readers, spicy-book addicts and proud smut readers who aren't interested in pretending their Kindle history is respectable.

Design features:

• Adult “Don’t Watch Porn, Read It Like A Fucking Lady” quote
• Skeleton reader artwork
• Colourful flowers and butterflies
• Gothic-meets-floral bookish design
• Practical zip-up hoodie style
• Ideal for layering
• Available in sizes up to 5XL
• Made to order

Zip it up, grab the Kindle and return to whichever walking red flag currently has your full attention. 🚩📖😂