For the reader who likes the option of unzipping the hoodie but absolutely refuses to tone down the books. 😂📚🌶️

Our I Clean My Shelves But My Books Are Always Dirty Zip Up Hoodie turns one of the great contradictions of being a dark romance reader into something you can proudly wear.

The dark artwork combines a stacked bookshelf with deep red floral accents and the statement “I Clean My Shelves, But My Books Are Always Dirty.” Look closer and the spines reveal the real story, with tropes including Bondage, Enemies to Lovers, Mafia, Why Choose, Taboo, Stalker and Bully Romance tucked into the design.

The zip-up hoodie style makes this one an easy layer to throw over a bookish tee when you're heading out, then take off when you're back home and several chapters deep into something you'd absolutely minimise if somebody looked over your shoulder. 😂

It's practical enough for everyday wear while still making your reading preferences very bloody clear — ideal for bookshops, reader events, book club, autumn days or keeping nearby during those I'll just read one chapter evenings.

Made to order by KSW Designs, it's a fun gift for dark romance addicts, smut readers and anyone whose bookshelf might be clean but definitely isn't innocent.

Design features:

• “I Clean My Shelves, But My Books Are Always Dirty” wording
• Dark stacked-book artwork
• Dark romance tropes featured on the book spines
• Deep red floral detailing
• Practical zip-up hoodie style
• Ideal for layering
• Perfect for dark romance, smut and spicy-book readers
• Available in sizes up to 5XL
• Made to order

Easy to unzip. The reading history is considerably harder to explain.