Your Christmas jumper just got a considerably spicier upgrade. 🎄🌶️📚

Our Have Yourself a Smutty Little Christmas Cross Neck Hoodie is for readers who want festive clothing without suddenly pretending their taste in books has become wholesome for December.

The playful artwork combines an open book with a cheeky “Spice” mug, festive accents and the statement “Have Yourself a Smutty Little Christmas.” It's colourful, Christmassy and gives everyone a fairly accurate warning about what you're actually reading over the holidays.

What sets this version apart is the cross-neck hoodie style, giving you a cosy alternative to a traditional Christmas pullover. It's ideal for winter book events, festive markets, Christmas book club or those days spent curled up reading while everyone else wonders why you've gone suspiciously quiet.

Made to order by KSW Designs and available in S–2XL, it's a fun Christmas wardrobe choice for dark romance lovers, spicy readers and anyone who'd rather receive books than another bloody bath set.

Design features:

• “Have Yourself a Smutty Little Christmas” artwork
• Open book and “Spice” mug
• Colourful festive details
• Distinctive cross-neck hoodie style
• Funny adult bookish Christmas theme
• Ideal for smut, spicy romance and dark romance readers
• Available in sizes S–2XL
• Made to order

Festive on the outside. Reading absolute filth on the inside. 🎄😂🌶️