When it's freezing outside but your current read is doing a perfectly good job of raising the temperature. 😂🌶️🎄

Our Have Yourself a Smutty Little Christmas Zip Up Hoodie is a festive layer for readers whose Christmas TBR contains rather more spice than snow.

The colourful design features an open book, a cheeky red “Spice” mug and festive details alongside “Have Yourself a Smutty Little Christmas” — basically summing up the December plans of every proud smut reader.

The zip-up style makes this version particularly handy throughout winter. Throw it over your favourite bookish tee for Christmas shopping, festive markets and book events, then unzip it when you've inevitably walked into a shop with the heating set to approximately the surface of the sun.

Made to order by KSW Designs, it's designed for dark romance fans, spicy-book readers and anyone who wants festive clothing that's a bit more them than another traditional Christmas jumper.

Design features:

• “Have Yourself a Smutty Little Christmas” design
• Open book and red “Spice” mug artwork
• Colourful festive details
• Practical zip-up hoodie style
• Ideal for winter layering
• Funny adult bookish Christmas theme
• Available in sizes up to 5XL
• Made to order

Christmas spirit? Absolutely. Innocent reading material? Not a chance.