Tartan Trim “Cunt List” Certificate – Adult Novelty Edition

A hilariously bold twist on the classic Nice List… for those who definitely didn’t make it this year 😉

Whether it’s for your brutally honest best mate, your cheeky sibling, or a partner who knows they belong on the wrong list — this laugh-out-loud “Cunt List” Certificate is the ultimate adult novelty gift.

Printed on luxuriously thick satin-silk card (A4 size) and trimmed with a festive tartan border, this tongue-in-cheek certificate is personalised with your chosen name in shimmering gold, making it as outrageously fancy as it is funny.

Each certificate can be presented in a classic red envelope, with the option to add a wax seal for that extra dramatic flair.

🎄 Perfect for Secret Santa, stocking fillers, or just winding someone up
💬 Personalised in gold with any name of your choice
📜 Printed on premium satin-silk card with tartan trim (A4)
💌 Comes with red envelope & optional wax seal
😂 Strictly for adults with a sense of humour!

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and mild offence. Use wisely.