The Cunt List – Adult Novelty Certificate with Tartan Trim

When the Naughty List just doesn’t cut it… 😂

Looking for the ultimate adult novelty gift with a festive twist? Say hello to The Cunt List — a hilariously cheeky certificate for those who definitely didn’t make the Nice List this year.

Printed on luxuriously thick smooth satin-silk card (A4 size) and finished with a festive tartan trim, this bold keepsake is personalised with any name in shimmering gold, making it the perfect combination of classy and outrageous.

Each certificate can be presented in a red envelope, with the option to add a North Pole-style wax seal for that over-the-top finishing touch.

🎄 Brilliant for Secret Santa, stocking fillers, or mates with a dark sense of humour
💬 Personalised in gold with any name
📜 Printed on premium satin-silk card with tartan border (A4)
💌 Includes red envelope & optional wax seal
😂 Strictly for adults – and definitely not for the faint-hearted

Playful. Petty. Perfectly inappropriate.
Give the gift they’ll never expect — and never forget.