For the days when social interaction is very much NOT on the agenda.

Our Don’t Talk To Me Tote Bag is for anyone running on caffeine, sarcasm and the last tiny bit of patience they have left.

The design features a sassy woman in oversized sunglasses, messy bun and leopard-print headband, armed with an iced coffee and carrying her own “Emotional Baggage” tote. Because apparently one bag just isn't enough.

The bold statement reads:

“DON’T TALK TO ME”
followed by:
“I’m trying very hard not to be a cunt.”

Finished with teal accents, stars and lightning bolts against the black background, it's a brilliantly sweary design for anyone who appreciates humour that's a little less polite.

Practical enough for shopping, work, days out or carrying your everyday essentials, while making your current social availability VERY clear.

Design Details:
• Bold “Don’t Talk To Me” statement
• Sweary “I’m trying very hard not to be a cunt” wording
• Sassy woman with messy bun and sunglasses
• Leopard-print headband
• Iced coffee with “Caffeine, Chaos & Zero Fucks” detail
• “Emotional Baggage” mini tote detail
• Teal stars and lightning accents
• Printed onto a black tote bag
• Made to order by KSW Designs

Perfect for:
• Sweary humour lovers
• Sarcastic friends
• Coffee addicts
• Introverts
• Alternative style lovers
• Shopping trips
• Work and everyday essentials
• Funny gifts for friends
• Birthday gifts
• Christmas gifts
• Anyone currently trying VERY hard not to be a cunt