Why watch it when you can read it like a fucking lady? 😂📚🔥

Our Don’t Watch Porn, Read It Hoodie is made for readers who aren't remotely shy about what’s hiding between the pages of their latest book.

Featuring a skeleton reading a book surrounded by flowers and butterflies alongside the brilliantly unapologetic quote “Don’t Watch Porn, Read It Like A Fucking Lady,” this design is perfect for dark romance readers, smut readers and spicy book lovers with a sense of humour.

The darker skeleton artwork mixed with colourful floral details gives it a gothic bookish feel while the wording brings exactly the kind of attitude we'd expect from someone with a TBR full of morally questionable fictional men.

Made to order by KSW Designs, this cosy hoodie is perfect for book club, reading nights, book events, bookshop trips or simply sitting at home reading something you absolutely wouldn't hand to your nan. 😂

Design features:

• “Don’t Watch Porn, Read It Like A Fucking Lady” quote
• Skeleton reading a book
• Floral and butterfly details
• Gothic bookish style
• Funny adult reader design
• Perfect for dark romance and spicy book lovers
• Available in sizes up to 5XL
• Made to order

Because some ladies read classics. Some read thrillers. And some of us are checking the trigger warnings and spice rating first. 🌶️😂📖