The shelves might be spotless. The contents? Absolutely fucking filthy. 😂📚🌶️

Our I Clean My Shelves But My Books Are Always Dirty Hoodie is for readers who keep a tidy bookshelf while filling it with the most morally questionable reading material imaginable.

The dark book-stack artwork features the statement “I Clean My Shelves, But My Books Are Always Dirty”, surrounded by deep red floral details. Look a little closer at those book spines and you'll find titles including Bondage, Enemies to Lovers, Face Slap, Mafia, Why Choose, Taboo, Stalker and Bully Romance — basically a dark romance reader's search history in bookshelf form. 😂

It's dark, cheeky and unapologetically bookish, making it perfect for curling up with your latest spicy read, heading to book club, browsing the romance section or proudly letting everyone know that cleaning your books was never part of the arrangement.

Made to order by KSW Designs, this cosy statement hoodie makes a brilliant gift for dark romance fans, smut readers and spicy-book lovers who appreciate a good dirty-book joke.

Design features:

• “I Clean My Shelves, But My Books Are Always Dirty” wording
• Dark stacked-book artwork
• Cheeky dark romance book-spine details
• Deep red floral accents
• Dark and gothic-inspired bookish aesthetic
• Perfect for dark romance, smut and spicy-book readers
• Available in sizes up to 5XL
• Made to order

We said we'd clean the bookshelf. Nobody said anything about cleaning up our reading habits.