Clean shelves are important. Clean reading material? Absolutely fucking not. 😂📚🌶️

Our I Clean My Shelves But My Books Are Always Dirty T-Shirt is for readers who can dust, organise and rearrange their bookshelves all they like — but there's no hiding what they're actually reading.

The front artwork features the brilliantly cheeky statement “I Clean My Shelves, But My Books Are Always Dirty” above a stack of dark books decorated with deep red floral details. And those aren't just random books either — the spines feature deliciously questionable dark romance themes including Enemies to Lovers, Mafia, Why Choose, Taboo, Stalker and Bully Romance.

The T-shirt version is an easy way to bring your dark romance obsession into your everyday wardrobe. Pair it with jeans for a book-shopping trip, wear it to book club or a reader event, or simply use it as a public service announcement that asking what you're currently reading may result in far more information than expected. 😂

Made to order by KSW Designs, it's a cracking gift for dark romance fans, smut readers and spicy-book lovers who aren't remotely embarrassed about the contents of their shelves.

Design features:

• “I Clean My Shelves, But My Books Are Always Dirty” front design
• Dark stacked-book artwork
• Dark romance tropes featured on the book spines
• Deep red floral detailing
• Dark and gothic-inspired bookish aesthetic
• Funny adult reader design
• Perfect for dark romance, smut and spicy-book lovers
• Available in sizes up to 5XL
• Made to order

The shelves have been cleaned. That's as wholesome as we're getting.