A tidy bookshelf can create the illusion that you've got your life together.

Then somebody reads the book titles. 😂🌶️📚

Our I Clean My Shelves But My Books Are Always Dirty Cross Neck Hoodie is made for readers who like their wardrobe cosy, their shelves clean and their fictional relationships deeply questionable.

The artwork features a stack of dark books surrounded by rich red floral details with the statement “I Clean My Shelves, But My Books Are Always Dirty.” The book spines reveal exactly what kind of dirty we're talking about, with dark romance favourites including Mafia, Why Choose, Taboo, Stalker, Enemies to Lovers and Bully Romance worked into the design.

Paired with the distinctive cross-neck hoodie style, this version has a different look from a traditional pullover while keeping all the cosy bookish vibes. Perfect for chilly reading days, book events, book club or casually wandering around a bookshop pretending you're definitely not about to buy another six books.

Made to order by KSW Designs and available in S–2XL, it's a brilliant choice for dark romance readers who know there's absolutely nothing wrong with having clean shelves and very, very dirty books.

Design features:

• “I Clean My Shelves, But My Books Are Always Dirty” wording
• Dark stacked-book design
• Dark romance trope details on the book spines
• Deep red floral accents
• Distinctive cross-neck hoodie style
• Dark, gothic-inspired bookish aesthetic
• Perfect for smut and spicy-book readers
• Available in sizes S–2XL
• Made to order

Dust-free shelves. Filthy fucking library. Balance.