☕ “I Like My Coffee How I Like Myself” Heavy Cotton T-Shirt 🖤

Dark. Bitter. And just the right amount of too hot for you.

Serve up sass and caffeine-fueled confidence with this bold tee featuring the cheeky slogan:
“I Like My Coffee How I Like Myself – DARK, BITTER & Too Hot For You.”
It’s the perfect everyday staple for those who love their humour dark and their style effortlessly cool.

Features:

• Heavy cotton fabric for a durable, premium feel

• Seamless twin needle collar for a smooth, comfortable fit

• Taped neck and shoulders for added strength and shape retention

• Tubular body for a classic, relaxed fit

• Twin needle sleeves and hem for long-lasting wear

Perfect For:

Coffee lovers, sarcasm enthusiasts, and anyone with a bold personality and an even bolder wardrobe. Ideal for casual days, coffee dates, or gifting to that person who’s unapologetically themselves — dark, witty, and a little too hot to handle.

Because let’s face it — you’re not everyone’s cup of tea…
You’re their cup of strong, dark coffee. ☕🔥