🔥🖤 “My ‘Give A Fuck’ Is Broken” Zip-Up Hoodie

For days when your patience is gone but your boundaries are thriving.

This unapologetically blunt zip-up hoodie features the statement:
“My ‘Give A Fuck’ Is Broken But My ‘Go Fuck Yourself’ Is Fully Functional.”
It’s the perfect wearable warning label for anyone who’s officially out of energy for nonsense — but still fully equipped with attitude.

Soft, cozy, and designed for layering, this zip-up hoodie blends comfort with sarcasm in the best possible way. Whether you're running errands, ignoring drama, or avoiding people entirely, this hoodie has you covered.

Hoodie Features:

• Soft cotton-faced fabric for a smooth, premium feel

• Brushed back fleece to keep you warm and comfortable

• Drop shoulder style for a relaxed, effortless fit

• Double fabric hood with self-colour drawcord for extra snuggle factor

• Full-length covered plastic zip for easy layering and convenience

• Front pouch pockets for warm hands (or storing your last remaining patience)

• Ribbed cuffs and hem for a secure, comfortable fit

• Twin needle stitching for long-lasting durability

Perfect For:

• Anyone whose “give a fuck” has officially left the chat

• People who love bold, sarcastic, unapologetic humor

• Boundary-setters, attitude-havers, and professional energy preservers

• Gifting to that friend who says what everyone else is thinking

Wear it loud. Wear it proud.
Because if your “give a fuck” is broken, you might as well be comfortable. 🖤🔥