Plot? Lovely. Character development? Sure. But we all know why we're really here...

Our Plot? No Baby, I’m Here for the Spice Tote Bag is made for dark romance readers who aren't even pretending they picked up that book purely for the storyline.

The dramatic design features the statement:

“PLOT? NO BABY, I’M HERE FOR THE SPICE”

Surrounded by black dripping candles, dark roses, a gothic book, coffee cup, lipstick, makeup brushes and moody celestial details, the artwork brings together everything we love about a dark, spicy reading aesthetic.

The black and deep red artwork looks especially striking against the vibrant pink tote, creating a bag that's unapologetically bookish without looking like your typical reader merch.

Perfect for carrying your latest reads, bookshop hauls, everyday essentials or that completely innocent stack of dark romance books you definitely bought for the plot.

Design Details:
• “Plot? No Baby, I’m Here for the Spice” wording
• Gothic book centrepiece
• Black roses
• Tall dripping black candles
• Dark coffee cup and saucer
• Lipstick and makeup details
• Crescent moon and celestial accents
• Black, red and gothic-inspired artwork
• Printed onto a vibrant pink tote bag
• Made to order by KSW Designs

Perfect for:
• Dark romance readers
• Spicy book lovers
• Bookworms with questionable TBRs
• Gothic book lovers
• Romance readers
• Book club members
• Bookshop and library trips
• Carrying your current reads
• Alternative accessories
• Dark romance reader gifts
• Birthday and Christmas presents
• Anyone who's absolutely here for the spice