Santa & His Sack – “Cunt List” Certificate (Adult Novelty)

Because some people really didn’t make the Nice List this year… 🎅💥

For the friend who’s more naughty than nice — or just proudly unapologetic — this hilarious “Cunt List” Certificate is the ultimate adult novelty gift, straight from Santa & His Sack.

Printed on thick, smooth satin-silk card (A4 size) and finished with festive artwork, this outrageous certificate is personalised with any name in shimmering gold, so there’s no doubt who’s landed themselves on Santa’s most savage list.

Delivered in a classic red envelope (with an optional North Pole wax seal for dramatic effect), it’s the perfect tongue-in-cheek surprise for Secret Santa, parties, or wrapping up under the tree for maximum shock value.

🎄 Personalised in gold with any name
📜 Printed on luxury satin-silk card (A4)
🎅 Features the cheeky Santa & His Sack design
💌 Includes red envelope & optional wax seal
😂 Strictly for adults with a twisted sense of humour

Equal parts offensive and festive — just how they like it.
Guaranteed to raise eyebrows, laughs, and maybe a few glasses.