Who needs an ugly Christmas jumper when you can announce your questionable festive reading habits instead? 😂🎄📚

Our Have Yourself a Smutty Little Christmas T-Shirt is made for the readers spending December with Christmas snacks in one hand and a book they definitely wouldn't read aloud at the family dinner in the other.

The front design features “Have Yourself a Smutty Little Christmas” with an open book, a red mug labelled “Spice” and colourful festive details. Cute Christmas aesthetic? Yep. Completely innocent? Absolutely fucking not. 🌶️😂

The T-shirt version is perfect when you want something lighter than a hoodie, whether you're heading to a festive book event, Christmas market, book club party or simply bringing a bit of smutty Christmas cheer to your everyday wardrobe. You can also layer it under a cardigan or zip-up when the British weather inevitably remembers it's December.

Made to order by KSW Designs, it makes a brilliantly cheeky Christmas gift for dark romance readers, spicy-book addicts and that friend whose Kindle history should never be made public.

Design features:

• “Have Yourself a Smutty Little Christmas” front design
• Open book and red “Spice” mug
• Colourful festive artwork
• Funny adult bookish humour
• Perfect for dark romance and spicy-book readers
• Great for Christmas parties and bookish events
• Available in sizes up to 5XL
• Made to order

Merry Christmas, ya filthy reader.